The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane 
Has Hit The Town Like A Bomb
The Back Fence Gossip's Ain't Been This Good
Since Mabel Ran Off With Tom

Our Town Was Peaceful And Quiet 
Before She Came On The Scene
The Lady Has Started A Riot
Disturbing The Suburban Routine

Oh The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
Has The Town Is A Whirl
The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
Me-O-Miyo What A Girl

You Should See How She Carries On
With Her Admirers Galore
She Must Be Giving Them Quite A Thrill 
The Way They Flock To Her Door

She Throws Those Come Hither Glances
At Every Tom, Dick And Joe
When Offered Some Liquid Refreshments
The Lady Never Never Says No

Oh The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
Has The Town In A Whirl
The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
Me-O-Miyo What A Girl

The Things They're Trying To Pin On Her 
Won't Hold Much Water I'm Sure
Beneath The Powder And Fancy Lace 
There Beats A Heart Sweet And Pure

She Just Needs Someone To Change Her 
Then She'll Be Nice As Can Be
If You're In The Neighbourhood Stranger 
You're Welcome To Drop In And See

The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
So Delightful To Hug
The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane
She's Delectable...Quite Respectable
And She's Only Nine Days Old.

